A complete list of things people would give up for the Internet

Europeans would gladly sacrifice booze, fast food and chocolate for mobile Internet access, according to a new report commissioned by Google. But sex? Or showering? No amount of on-the-go reading and tweeting could replace those, apparently.

The study, which also looks at Europe’s attitude toward the mobile Web more broadly, is just the latest in a never-ending torrent of surveys, polls and reports that attempt to quantify peoples’ “need” for the Internet, vis-a-vis other supposedly superfluous things.